Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Silly or Sexy Christmas List part Deux!

Ho, ho, ho holiday shoppers.  As promised in Sunday blog post from the Sassy Seven Authors blog (click HERE to read it), I've assembled even more wonderfully sexy and silly Christmas gift ideas.  So fill your cup with some spiked nog, pull up a comfy chair, and let's get started.



First up is a gift that is near and very dear to my heart for reasons I cannot say, but you can imagine as much as you like.  It's a Clone-A-Willie kit.  For $39.95 you can have an EXACT replica of your favorite man's wang.  

What's that, you say?  You want a green glow in the dark version of your man's throbbing probe?  No problem.  They have several colors to choose from, as well as mold for a Clone-A-Willie soap and a Clone-A-Willie candle.  They've thought of EVERYTHING!

So there's no more need to miss your man when he's gone, you'll have possibly the best "piece" of him, aside from his handsome face and his incredible mind. Click HERE for a link.  And, to help the fellas figure out how to clone their Willie, the site has included this extremely helpful video guide.  



And, yes, there is a clone a Va-JJ available for those ladies who want their guy to have a special reminder of their love while he's away.  Click HERE for info.


Maybe you're thinking that a soft mold of your junk isn't exactly what your special someone would like this holiday season.  Perhaps a doll with your face on it is a better idea.  If so, I've got the doll just for you.  For just under $100, you can have your mug on this soft and cuddly doll.  Imagine the joy you'll bring when your favorite person brings your doll to bed for lots of special love and attention.  No wait, that doesn't sound quite right...  Click HERE for info.


For the journalists reading this blog, or if your special someone loves to write about how interesting their life is, a special moleskin cahier journal may be the perfect gift.  Oh the joy of writing! Click HERE for info. 




If you've only got ten bucks to spend on your special man this year, I've got a great gift suggestion for you.  Perfect for the coffee or tea drinkinger, this "handy" booby creamer will be the delight of your man and his manly man friends.  Don't quote me on this, but I imagine he can put more than creamer in this boobie.  Now get your mind out of the gutter.  I was thinking about some Bailey's Irish Cream.  Sooo yummy.  For info on the boobie creamer, click HERE.

Although I could literally go on and on and on with other great Christmas gift ideas, I'm going to have to end - but with the best gift idea of all.  How about sending your favorite someone to the best weekend she could have where she'll meet famous erotica writers, male cover models, see a live demonstration from a Dom, and dance with male strippers?  I know, it sounds almost too good to be true, but it's REALLY possible!!


The Naughty Sleepover is the event and San Antonio, Texas is the place.  For the waaaay low price of $175, you can register your loved one for a weekend she'll never forget.  For more information about The Naughty Sleepover, click HERE.

Until I write again, Merry Christmas my dear ones!


10 comments:

  1. OMG! That's freakin' hilarious! Gotta have a Clone-a-Willy kit!

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  2. Too funny. I can imagine all sorts of scenarios for using the Clone-a-Willy kit...in a story, of course.

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  3. LOL. Booby creamer. These are priceless ideas! Bravo.

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    1. Only the best for my readers, of course.

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  4. I love you Brenna. You have come up with "THE BEST CHRISTMAS LIST EVER"
    Do you think we could have a Clone-a-Willy demonstration at The Naughty Sleepover?

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  5. Oh my gosh! This is awesome! When my hubby was working on the other side of the country, we often talked about making a mold of him for times like that. I didn't know they actually did that. Now, I'll have to show him. :)

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    1. And, if you want it to be a neon pink, you can do that too ;)

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